The 5 W's Uninterrupted

It's my turn

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Got the best mail ever from @heystaceykay…now I’m going to have to come up with a REALLY creative way to return her Freakonomics book

Got the best mail ever from @heystaceykay…now I’m going to have to come up with a REALLY creative way to return her Freakonomics book

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You wouldn’t think this tastes good but…celery + kale + green apple + orange + agave nectar + oj = a really good smoothie. Seriously.

You wouldn’t think this tastes good but…celery + kale + green apple + orange + agave nectar + oj = a really good smoothie. Seriously.

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James talking to himself during Black Swan.

James:
I don't know about her, but I embody both Black and White swans.
James:
This is going to be one of those movies where they don't show her face and her feet in the same frame while she dances right?
James:
Kelly, look at how big my muscles are.
James:
Oh, oh she passed herself on the street. That's the black swan.
James:
(as Portman) "Hi, I'm the girl who fucked up in my audition yesterday."
James:
Kelly, I think I've seen this movie before.
James:
Here he goes, that French pig. Giving it to her, oh but she bit him. That's black swan material.
James:
He saw the black swan in her when she bit his lip and slapped his dink really hard.
James:
Too many mirrors. That picture's eyes moved. I don't like this movie. Ew, get a meal! Why is she so skinny?
James:
That's Barbara Hershey you know. (singing) She's crazy, craaaazy.
James:
When is this fucking Black Swan going to show up?
James:
Awww, what the fuck is wrong with this girl. I don't want to watch this. I don't want to watch this. Too gross.
James:
(As Kunis) "Hurry up! I gotta shit out here!"
James:
If this was a Sci-fi movie that angel would come to life. That would be sweet, if something happened.
James:
(Spanish accent) "I must penetrate you"
James:
There's lots of masturbating in this show.
James:
Isn't that Macauley Culkin's girlfriend?
James:
(Valley Girl accent) " I don't need any stuffies! I'm putting them all in the garbage. Bye you stupid stuffies!"
James:
Fuckin' giver Rick. That's what that was, the 'fuckin' giver Rick' speech.
James:
She has man feet.
James:
There's going to be a dead swan in there. Deep fried.
James:
I didn't like that at all. What was I supposed to like about that? The only part I liked was when she was masturbating with her bum in the air.